Seriously. Coconut flavoured beer. Only 3.5% ABV, heavily chilled, thin short lived head. It's the colour of cloudy wheat beer and the aroma is sun tan cream. It has a hint of Malibu (obviously) and something called quinua which just brushes the back of your throat as you swallow. It's from Belgium, organic and carries the FAIRTRADE mark.
You won't believe me but I quite like it. Couldn't drink more than one though. £2.09 for a 330ml bottle mail order from 'Beers of Europe'
I may review some of the other beers I got in my birthday case. Thanks Mam.